I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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