PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Randomize
