brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
