just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You made out with two different species that night
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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