As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I will be naked everywhere
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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