Can Purell be used as lube?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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