he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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