Midget sex pt 2 tonight
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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