Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
