did you get engaged???
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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