For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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