Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
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That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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