Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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