I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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