Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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