i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
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I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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