I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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