If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I skipped work to stalk him.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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