We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
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Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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