Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
one might say we're banned from that church
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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