In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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