I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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