forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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