white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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