Christians are straight up FREAKS
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My feet surprised me
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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