I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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