i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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