i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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