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Im on beer infinity
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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