I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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