these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Oh god it's open bar.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
