I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
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As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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