ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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