I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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