i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Come see our sink grown plant.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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