i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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