So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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