yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
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I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
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