I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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