He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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