just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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