New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
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