i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
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The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
So much rum. So many feels.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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