everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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