So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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