May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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