i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
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