Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
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