He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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