would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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