oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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