Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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