So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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