you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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