Can i not drive my cunt home
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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