Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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